We went to San Antonio yesterday, and we went to a number of different places, but we hit a Half Price Books first. There, I got two books, and my brother got several, but one especially caught his eye titled: More of the World's Stupidest Signs.
Looking through the book I found a bunch of REALLY stupid ones.
Like:These were adjacent signs outside a shopping mall : Archery Tournament- Ears Pierced.
WARNING: Footpaths unsuitable for pedestrians.
Ushers will eat latecomers.
The vicar will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing ' Break Forth Into Joy'.
Really, people??
After Half Price Books, we went to get Dad's oil in his Vue changed. (Boring!)
Finally, we left and went on to a Toys R Us. They had the worst selection EVER! Just big puffles and regular penguins. In a Toys R Us? Really, people??
After being disappointed at Toys R Us, I was hoping for something at Target. They had something all right! A BUNCH OF FLUFFY PENGUINS!!!! Really, people???
Starvation led us to Freddy's. Yum! They had a bunch of WEIRD music.
Then we went to the Target right next to Freddy's, and I was really hoping but trying not to. We got to the corner where I thought they would be and.............. PUFFLES!!!!!!!!!!!I dropped to my knees and started digging through them. After a moment, I sighed. I had all the puffles they were selling. Really, people??
After a long day, we went to Costco and walked the entire store (on my very tired feet). Oh well.... At least I got a movie.... A movie called Courageous.
Time for more idiotic signs!
Don't let your worries kill you. Let the church help.
Bridge out Open to local traffic.
If this sign is under water, the road is impassable.
This sign not in use.
In interest of safety, it is advisable to keep your children away from fire and flames.
Do not pour liquids in your TV set.
On a container of lighter fluid: WARNING: Contents flammable
On a box of matches: CAUTION: Contents may catch fire
BOTTOMLESS PIT: 65 ft deep.
At a petting zoo: Caution: Goats may nibble at your clothes and butt.
Caution tree in center of road
Rare, out-of-print, and non-existent books!
On a bottle of carpet cleaner: Safe for the carpet, too!
A computer error message: No keyboard detected. Press any key to continue.
This floodlight capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark.
Really, people???
Blessings!
Firefly
Looking through the book I found a bunch of REALLY stupid ones.
Like:These were adjacent signs outside a shopping mall : Archery Tournament- Ears Pierced.
WARNING: Footpaths unsuitable for pedestrians.
Ushers will eat latecomers.
The vicar will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing ' Break Forth Into Joy'.
Really, people??
After Half Price Books, we went to get Dad's oil in his Vue changed. (Boring!)
Finally, we left and went on to a Toys R Us. They had the worst selection EVER! Just big puffles and regular penguins. In a Toys R Us? Really, people??
After being disappointed at Toys R Us, I was hoping for something at Target. They had something all right! A BUNCH OF FLUFFY PENGUINS!!!! Really, people???
Starvation led us to Freddy's. Yum! They had a bunch of WEIRD music.
Then we went to the Target right next to Freddy's, and I was really hoping but trying not to. We got to the corner where I thought they would be and.............. PUFFLES!!!!!!!!!!!I dropped to my knees and started digging through them. After a moment, I sighed. I had all the puffles they were selling. Really, people??
After a long day, we went to Costco and walked the entire store (on my very tired feet). Oh well.... At least I got a movie.... A movie called Courageous.
Time for more idiotic signs!
Don't let your worries kill you. Let the church help.
Bridge out Open to local traffic.
If this sign is under water, the road is impassable.
This sign not in use.
In interest of safety, it is advisable to keep your children away from fire and flames.
Do not pour liquids in your TV set.
On a container of lighter fluid: WARNING: Contents flammable
On a box of matches: CAUTION: Contents may catch fire
BOTTOMLESS PIT: 65 ft deep.
At a petting zoo: Caution: Goats may nibble at your clothes and butt.
Caution tree in center of road
Rare, out-of-print, and non-existent books!
On a bottle of carpet cleaner: Safe for the carpet, too!
A computer error message: No keyboard detected. Press any key to continue.
This floodlight capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark.
Really, people???
Blessings!
Firefly
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